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#moanmonday - 8/02/2010

#moanmonday Not only is the go compare advert annoying but an annoying man whistling it in the office couldn't get much worse! @Flicty

#moanmonday it's cold, snowing and garage just stinging me for extra work on the car, over and above service. Booooo @MartinPreedy

Tweetchat is down. #moanmonday @jhotvedt2

Confused that despite happily RT'ing for others, noone has RT the offer i just posted. Costs £100's for front page on CW! #moanmonday @mountrec

Just seen #moanmonday ha! Manchester airport passport control! @projectmgmt

#moanmonday is waking up with another bloody headache. 3. Days. Running @AlexLJ

That'll be the weekend over then. #moanmonday @mart_brooks

#moanmonday If someone called for you i'd tell you, stop asking every 5 minutes! @Flicty

Perhaps I should have suffixed the last few posts #moanmonday. @MadProjectMgr

Submit your own Beef by simply emailing angryman@angrybritain.com subject 'Beef' or Tweet it @AngryBritain starting your Tweet with 'Beef'. In 2010 we are aiming for a #BeefADay

#moanmonday - 1/2/10 On this #moanmonday I am moaning about the fact that I have nothing to moan about! I hereby give up my British citizenship in shame. - @scarcen

@AngryBritain Fabio Capello: Stop talking about it and just sack the ***** little ****worm #moanmonday - @ErUpstairs

I really need to get rid of key skills as monday mornings would be better as i could still lie in bed #moanmonday - @andrewgalloway

#moanmonday bogoff Santander NO I don't want buy ..sales call 8:30am for business insurance ..call every wk new product leave me alone !! - @angiecatty

RT @AngryBritain: It's #moanmonday What's yours? http://bit.ly/oBQp ¦ It's Monday! Isn't that enough? - @UnlikeBefore

Fingers are frozen. Problimz typg mutter mutter grumble hurumph #moanmonday - @UnlikeBefore

@AngryBritain #moanmonday is that AngryNews is finished for today. - @UnlikeBefore

Filler-Up - 26/1/10 Sandwiches that are stacked at that front but when you open there is sod all elsewhere ! - @jamesdadd via Twitter

YouTube - 16/1/10 YouTube: I just want to watch a video. No I DON'T want to ******* (ahem - rules - AB) cartoonize myself!! - @shwelsh via Twitter

Snow Joke - 14/1/10 What does “get my goat” is the UK’s totally ineffective public transport service, or more importantly the shenanigans they play with their timetables in order to remain on track for their SLA’s.


My local train operator (southeastern) have month on month put lovely posters up at our stations letting us all know what a fantastic job they are doing with 98% of trains running on time etc.  This all looks very promising and if it were true I would not be loathed to pay the 3.5k per annum for my season ticket.  As always though the devil is in the detail and on this occasion Beelzebub has been on fine form, in my eyes what souteastern have performed is a stroke of evil genius.


Step 1) when the going gets tough, the tough cancel the services and provide a revised timetable.
Step 2) make the new timetable as useless as you can (for instance provide a service the starts at 8am and runs half way there before terminating in turn provide another service that runs the remainder of the journey.
Step 3) announce that its better to run a reduced service than to run a failed service
Step 4) ensure that no trains run after 7pm Monday to Friday
Step 5) to ensure commuters understand that you are totally inept in terms of service management ensure the freight only services run all day and night without issue and run empty ghost services up and down the track every 15 minutes 20 hours per day (but don’t let anyone on them!)


Heres the clever part, by reducing the timetable and running safe services southeastern do not breach their SLA and therefore do not have to provide a discounted service in the following calendar year.  they can continue to say that their service is at 98% or thereabouts and here’s the real kicker, they still have our money!  Us annual season ticket holders have paid for services that did not run, have been condensed on to fewer trains and have suffered the embarrassment of taking 5 hours to arrive at work.  through all this if we think laterally, souteastern have made proft! (less trains = less overheads = more profit).


I must state that I fully appreciate that the recent “big freeze” has been extraordinary and that I don’t expect any of our public services to be geared up to dealing with this weather.  That said I also expect them to take it on the chin and accept that they have provided a shocking service to the public which as a result should cost them in revenue.  After all we cannot all change the rules because the unforeseen caught us on the hop. - Daniel G, London, adapted from his blog http://www.happyontheplanet.com

#moanmonday - 11/1/10 @AngryBritain: What's your #moanmonday? --- Lack of updates from my children's school !!! - @dparv via Twitter

@AngryBritain: God so glad snow is thawing just walked my daughter to school pavements still bad tho #moanmonday - @lynxrnli via Twitter

No Indication - 09/10/10 Considering how much cars cost these days, it always amazes me when people clearly can't afford that little bit extra and ensure they buy a vehicle with working indicator lights.

It's bad enough when some drivers only start indicating AFTER they've already started to turn; but there seem to be a growing number of people who don't bother using them at all. They just turn and look at you oddly when you scream and shout in their general direction.

Admittedly, some might say that there's no need when there are no other vehicles in the immediate vicinity; to which I point out... pedestrians are road-users too, and it would be helpful if we were given some clue as to what you're doing, particularly as we're likely to end up much worse off than you if we happen to collide.

Oh... and where does it say in the Highway Code that it's alright to park wherever you like "as long as you leave your hazard lights on"? - Paul F C, via email

Snow way to run a website 2 - 07/10/10 Dear National Rail Enquiries,

Congratulations on fixing your website. It now provides details of trains rather than a blank page. The trains are however from a fictitious timetable. Your call centre, in India answer the phone in record time, and provide the same train running information as the website, with a definite tone.
It’s a real shame that information this does not match the improvised "Snow Plan 2" timetable that SW Trains have implemented, or even the reality on the snow coated platforms.


Dear South West Trains,

Running a train from Epsom to Waterloo this morning empty due to lack of train guard wasn't your best plan. Clearly the train had a driver, so surely he could have operated the doors. Southern train drivers manage it. I believe its called "Single Driver operation"
“It is because the drivers are not qualified to operate the doors” ... I hear you cry... with that in mind, I must also congratulate the guard on the train I caught this morning to work (0834) for failing to do his job properly.
I managed to get off the train at Wimbledon (as planned), but the doors shut just behind me, before all the passengers in carriage 7 who wanted to alight had alighted, and none had managed to board. Then the train pulled out, even with the platform announcer chap shouting "GUARD OPEN THE DOORS" over the tannoy. Muppet Guard. I thought the point was that the platform chap signalled the train guard with the white paddle thing to let him know the trains clear to depart?.... Perhaps we need a Driver and two Guards on each train...? - @ajswales via Twitter

Snow way to run a website - 06/10/10Snow means train drivers cant make it in. Get it
Snow freezes points ... but points are heated. No issue
Snow somehow cuts power to train ... Well these things happen
National Rail website stops working. EPIC FAIL.

Sort it out boys. have a chat with the people at amazon about making a website stable under immense load - Mrk B, Wimbledon via Email

Bunch of Bankers - 06/10/10 Natwest adverts are too happy. Probably because they’re spending all our f****** tax money - @ajswales via Twitter

OPoo - 05/10/10 @AngryBritain me: I rang 02 at 16.45, sat on hold for over an hour, hang up and rang back, and they close at 5pm. Grrrrrrrrr - @paula6thlevel via Twitter

New Years Grief - 02/10/10 @AngryBritain Effin phone company being unable to cope with higher volume of texts on new years. Its not like it was unexpected! O2! Pit! - @dalekcat via Twitter

iQuit iCarly - 7/12/9Just watched Nick's ramping up of gratuitous violence in the televised iCarly movie "iQuit iCarly" with daughter and wife. In between segments, still photos of the hitting and smacking in the face scenes were used as teasers. The writers bought off the 90 minutes of abuse comedy with a 20 second makeup scene. Check it out. We were appalled and am trying to find iCarly email feedback contact info.

A few days ago after a talk with our elementary school principal, Susanna Gomez, I had a talk with my 9 year old daughter.

"Jasmine, Principal Gomez told us that too much tv is toxic for kids' growing brains. It messes up your ability to concentrate for more than 5 minutes at a time, and in fifth and sixth grade, long periods of concentration are required to get through the reading. If you don't want a disaster, we have to cut down tv watching and practice reading for longer and longer period of time."

I'm not embroidering this rhetoric. Jasmine had been watching. . . well, I'm too embarrassed to tell you how many hours (4).
But she's very proud and doesn't want to harm herself, and these perspectives provided us with a fulcrum to pry her away and reduce viewing to two half hour shows on week days. She wants to prove to herself she can perform long period focus tasks.

Maintaining her awareness of these issues requires reminders and mother/father unity or you're screwed. Backsliding is a given since the residual effect of her habitual watching is always a threat until the new habit takes root. Again, the secret seemed to be convincing her that tv can injure the brain. She really took it to heart, and she's increasingly reading and writing for entertainment. - Jeff P - via Email

Check AngryBritain's blog post on this very subject here: http://tiny.cc/oqcgV

- Daniel P , London

Save Ambleside Uni! - 6/12/9 Hello @angrybritain. (Twitter ID!)

We need your help!

After secretly p****** (Ahem , rules! AB) money away for a few years, The University of Cumbria have decided to close its Ambleside Teaching Campus less than 8 weeks after a new batch of undergrads started term. They have mislead the students, the parents of students and the community into thinking that any such closures would be well into the future.

Below is a blog from my little brother who is one of those undergraduates. I implore you all to have a read and sign a petition on http://ourcampaign.org.uk/amblesidecampus

Thank you - Alex LJ - via Twitter

Save Ambleside Uni (Cont'd from above) - 2/12/9BRING YOUR DREAMS AND WE'LL TAKE THEM ELSEWHERE!

Well it's a sad sad day for Ambleisde eh! the self proclaimed home of Educational inspirator Charlotte Mason is comming to its end, the person who help shape and form the way people view and teach within Britain is being shunned aside to accomodate for the more "profitable" campus of Carlilse and Lancaster. WHAT A F***** (Oi, Language - AB) JOKE.

The shock of this incident was unprecidented and is something that I am sure, whatever the issue, only exasserbated a long and tiring process of self deprecation and poor management, but we wont dwell on that...ok we will, but maybe a little later.

The entire situation likens itself, for me atleast to the morning after the night before. You wake up in a daze, lights killing your eyes and you swear down that you could NEVER have spent all of the £28 million pounds you withdrew from the cash machine without realising. SURELY NOT, so you replay it through in your mind. There were the shots in the bar, the 5 to 10 pints in the SU, oh and that new massive Sports Centre in Lancaster, and you collapse in a pathetic heap on the floor of your cheffuer driven car as you rocking backwards and forwards. Anyone else? NO? well let me take you on a journey eh...

FLASH BACK TO SEPTEMBER 2009...

Results day. A nervous time in everyones life...no not the results...because you want one more pop at the champ, the last chance to have get Bully's "what you could of had" prize that is your high school love interest. BUT ANYWAY, only achieving a BDD I decided to sack my original plan of Business Studies in light of a new life style, something that actually meant something, something where people called you Sir because they respected you not because they were paid to...and then it clicked, PRIMARY EDUCATION! YES! THATS PERFECT! So after much dilberation, "but mum theres simply not enough pubs per person ratio" you settle on the ideal place, and for me...that was the lazy little CUMBRIAN village if Ambleside!

Having only got in through clearing it was clear this was my last shot at the title, so I put on my suit and headed off...the weather was nice, the view was emmence and the campus and those within seemed to me like an idealic setting to spend three years. This was later improved by the promise that last year around 85% of students leaving the University found full time employment within the first 6 months, AMAZING!

PERFECT! I could ride out the economic crisis on the backs of admittedly innocent tax payers, and repay my debt to society, both financial and by allowing the future generations of Britain to excell and succeed leading to a fast service time in KFC! BUT WAIT, it gets better, not only is it a nice place to be it presented itself within the welcome slides as "the second best teaching campus in Europe". WOW! I'VE BEEN THERE I THOUGHT TO MYSELF! thats amazing! Europe, thats possibly better than Spain, Italy and even France, and the last time that happend Churchill took the lead...to be fair the best campus could have been a small shack in Wales for all I knew but, no this place seemed like the BEST place to spend 3 years and £12,000! STROLL ON!

FAST FORWARD TO DECEMBER 2009...

I've been here for over 8 weeks and made numerous friends for life, I wake up a little like I already said, the morning after the night before, blishfully unaware that today was the end. I stroll up to the Library with the perfect intention of doing some work at 11.00 and at 11.10 I came back home. PERFECT STUDENT. Hunger had set in and as I walked through the APL I saw the holy grail of spread, sandwiches, dips and those little bread shape things that taste like cheese...you know what I mean like up market mini cheddars, cause there no normal mini cheddars that Charlotte Mason mini chedders. Anyways, some suits walk up and start munching away. Thinking nothing of it I ordered my sandwich and sneak of back to bed.

WE ARE BEING SHUT DOWN! CHAOS! MADNESS!

I swear to god the only time I've seen more water in anyone place was Cockermouth a few weeks ago! BUT PEOPLE CRYING? WHATS UP? rumours flying whats going on...THEN SUCCESS 5.00PM THE BAR! RESULT! WE'LL SHOW THOSE SUITS THEY CAN'T F*** (Getting hump now - AB) AROUND WITH A-SIDE.

Here they come, the enemy..."hey guys" crys a sheepishly over paid minion "just want to give you the opportunity to ask any questions you may have regarding the issues today" BANG! the hands of anger go up on mass like a sea of...well angry people with questions I suppose.

BUT anyway, questions fly and comments made, the best being "you should change your motto from bring your dreams, to bring your dreams and we'll take them someone else" GOOD LAD! VICTORY! and like an odd episode the Jeremy Kyle more and more comments are fired...but the suits have a plan, the master of all plans...the "I AM RUBBER YOU ARE GLUE WHAT YOU SAY BOUNCES OF ME A STICKS TO YOU" the sly f****** (Final Warning - AB) !

"We had planned to expand over the last couple of years, but obviously we can't do that now" WELL NO REMOVED REMOVED! I thought that if I want to expand my business I had to buy more business but ha silly me I think i'll sell it and go home just in time for Neighbours.

THEN...WHEN A HERO COMES ALONG, WITH THE STRENGTH TO CARRY ON...DAVE! YOU ROLL OUT THOSE POLITIICAL PUNCHES! "Excuse me, ha this is actually a student conferance" TOUGH REMOVED LADY DAVE ROLES WITH US NOW! HA!

"We didn't realise that we were in that financial position"

OH OK! sorry here I was under the fairly innocent assumption that £11.8 million was a fairly easy thing to keep an eye on, obviously not! OH SPEAKING OF WHICH IF ANYBODY HAS SEEN A BRIEF CASE FULL OF CASH AMOUNTING TO AROUND THAT FIGURE PLEASE CONTACT ME I SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED IT...what do you mean it's now a Sports Centre?

Then theres a Window of opportunity to just take that suited and booted team of nerds and knock them down a peg. BUT OF COURSE, as they do so well, they ignored the situation for well over 40 minutes, "maybe his arm will get tired" nah not this one! STAND UP!

"So if I get my student maintainance loan of around £3,500 that covers the lot as does my tution fees then how the REMOVED can you lose track of that amount of money?"

"Well we have pentitions to pay" GO ANSWER, SUCH A GOOD ANSWER, "oh well sorry thats ok then" REMOVED REMOVED.

Home my friends is where the heart is. Charlotte Masons heart was here, the University of Cumbrias heart lies here, and guess what SO DOES MINE!

So take Lancaster, take Carisle, take REMOVED London AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR REMOVED because I ain't giving up without a fight and no one should! Those who got us into this mess and those who ignored it SHOULD BE REMOVED ASHAMED! YOU'VE KILLED EDUCATION, AMBLESIDE AND THE DREAMS AND ASPERATIONS OF NOT ONE OR TWO BUT THREE YEARS OF STUDENTS!

REMOVED KNOWS WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS...

UCAS Operator: "So your applying for Lancaster Sir?"

Student: "No AM-BLE-SIDE"

UCAS Operator: "Carlisle?"

Student: "No AM-BLE-SIDE, you know massive hills, always rains?"

UCAS Operator: "Putting you through to Lancaster now Sir thank you" - Alex LJ's Little Brother, Cumbria

British Airways versus the Bravest Woman in Britain *Former Beef of the Week*- 28/10/9
Thanks for helping me out on this one as I have tried customer services and BAs press office - they are being complete t*****s!

Here's how I see it:

Three weeks ago I was diagnosed with breast cancer - I am 47, am self-employed and a single Mum with three children.

Having had one lot of surgery for the cancer, they now discover I need further surgery which will involve almost complete removal of one of my breasts as well as all my lymph nodes from under my left arm. This is because there were remaining traces of cancer which they didn't expect to find - all a bit of a shocker!

Prior to my diagnosis, I had a flight to Barbados booked with British Airways in November-my first holiday in 3 years. My little old Dad who is 80 still runs an export business to the Caribbean so I didn't have to pay for any accommodation. However, I cannot go now as I shall have started chemo at this time and will still be sore from the surgery.


My partner had booked to meet up with me there but was to come from the States and has a flight with KLM which I had paid for too. As soon as KLM were informed of the circumstances, they provided a voucher so the holiday can be taken when I complete treatment in 12 months time. Unfortunately, when I booked the flights I used a debit card, booked by a third party website e.g Expedia in the case of KLM and had taken no travel insurance at this point. However, KLM showed human kindness and, given the exceptional circumstances, immediately sent out a voucher with a charming letter


British Airways has refused to do anything. They cannot change their policy even in these circumstances, apparently. What happened to human kindness and empathy. In effect they have kept £550 plus of my money so now I have no holiday and no money. I would never fly with British Airways again - pushing people apart should be there motto rather than bringing people together.


Let me know what you think - I am going to continue to leave the information on FB sites and travel websites. I am going to email Watchdog and see if any of my journo friends on the nationals can help.What a crappy week :) - Sarah S, via Twitter

? - Daniel P- via Twitter

If only - 15/9/9 Why dont the kiddie fiddlers ever go after the kids who carry knives? - Daniel P- via Twitter

Helpless Line - 21/7/9 Can someone please tell me why oh why I should confide my concerns and fears over my health to someone on the end of my phone who has had, at most, one day's training on how to complete a check list?

Just to add insult to injury, this person it turns out may well be an immigrant, recently arrived in this country by legal or other means, with only a very basic grasp of the English language.

It doesn't take a medical genius to realise that the symptoms of any flu can also be symptoms of other serious medical disorders. For example, tightness of chest could be a cold, bronchitis, flu, heart condition, asthma, any of many lung conditions, pneumonia etc. etc.

Are these people liable in any way for a misdiagnosis? If not, why not? If so, just watch the claims roll in to be settled out of court costing the NHS yet more millions that could have been spent on proper health care.

I wonder how many MP's, Ministers and the like will be using this shambles? Not many, I'll be bound. Straight off to their private practitioners for them. I'd love to ask one if they would put their children's health in the care of this so called service. In fact I think I wil - Nick B, Leicester

Michael Jackson - Hero or Villain? - 30/6/9 Say or think what you like about Michael Jackson but there's no denying that he was a global icon. People will forever wonder if he was The King of Pop or King Rat. Below, and this weeks 'Beef of the Week' above, are some of the thoughts on the events of the past few days. We want to hear from you and will update this section as they come in - The Angryman

From Twitter: twitter.com/angrybritain

robots_ @angrybritain and the media had to do an epic u-turn seeing as he was a 'child molester' until he kicked the bucket

robots_@ AngryBritain excessive, for one. and as i think @charltonbrooker said, on sky it was still 'breaking news' two days later. wtf?

clairelouise2 @AngryBritain tired of it already, people already comparing to Diana! He had some good songs in the 80s, since then just a media circus

Knittalottia @AngryBritain to be honest, yes its sad but there are many more important things!! #maternalhealth for instance!!

Welshracer @AngryBritain Why whats happened to MJ?

Helpful Centre - 23/6/9 This is a response to @AngryBritain's "Helpless Centre" Beef. (Below - AB)

OK, @AngryBritain - I love your tweets, you help to keep me sane on my way to work and I often find myself nodding and agreeing with you HOWEVER... I really need to put the other side of the Call Centre story across.

It's Monday morning, like most of the country I'm off to work. My mission? To help customers, solve problems and generally make them feel good about the company I work for.

In short, I work in Customer Relations, we're a team of people who's purpose is to rescue a situation once everything's gone wrong and help customers in the hope that they'll return. Now this means that we deal with people after they've travelled. In the mobile phone industry we'd be called "retentions" in the car industry we'd be After Sales Care, but the important thing is we are a post travel team.

We have one of those touch-tone thingies that asks you to select which department is best for you. Why? Because otherwise we'd have to hire a team of receptionists to direct your call, and that would mean you'd have to pay for them. But in these credit-cruch recessional times you want to save money, so we need to automate it. I think that my company's menu's quite straightforward, for Sales press 1, Flight times 2, Help with your booking 3 and if you have recently travelled and want to talk to us about it? Option 4. It's not difficult.

So I leave the house and, like @AngryBritain I have the joys of the UK Commute. buses that arrive if and when they want, smelly passengers beside me, coffee shops that aren't open early enough on a Saturday, Big Issue sellers on every corner and a corner shop with an owner who has two speeds, slow and reverse. But, like the millions of others, I fight my way through to the office and sign in to the numerous systems that I need, reservations, emails, complaints log, check-in, the list goes on...

Then 08.00 kicks round and I signin to my phone, start writing a reply to one of the passengers that I emailed last night and a call comes through. "Good Morning, you're through to Ethan in Customer Relations, how can I help?" I'm bright, I'm breezy, I smile down the phone and sincerly want to help this person...

"Oh! Are you a real person, Steven was it?" comes the sharp, clipped voice at the end of the line. "Absolutely Sir, and it's Ethan by the way." Still smiling, still bright - I'm sure we can get this sorted if the customer needs me. "Well Euan, I've been waiting for 15 minutes to get through to you!" I look at the clock, it's 08.03, the department's been open for 3 minutes. "I'm sorry to hear that sir, let's see if we can get things sorted for you..."

"I want to make a booking but your website's broken, you've got no helpdesk number and I can't get through to sales..."

Ah... never fear, I know just the person that can help, we have a helpdesk AND a sales team, so let's just see how we can get this guy to understand...

"I'm sorry to hear that sir, it's very rare for the website to not work at all so I think the best thing to do would be if I pass you through to the helpdesk who'll look into it for you. Of course I'd like to give them some details so if I could just take your name..."

"WHAT!?!" The tone is raised, the frustration is building, and who better to take it out on than a voice at the end of a phone? I mean really, it's not a real person there, sat listening and trying to help, just a voice. They don't have a face so it's easy...

So it's time to let this person have his rant, about how awful call centres are, about how it's all my fault that he selected the option to come through to the wrong department, about how he hopes that we go bust and that I lose my job. It's not the first time I've heard it, and - while I know he's just frustrated - it can be a little disheartening when I was only trying to help.

"I'm sorry sir, I didn't mean to upset you... yes I realise that you've been on the phone to me for half an hour now (it's 08.07 now, but what's 25 minutes or so between friends!?!) and I'd like to get this sorted as quickly as possible for you so, could I just take your name, where you want to go, and the problems you've had? That's great Mr Angry, thanks very much, now I'm just going to pop you on hold for a minute while I introduce the call and then one of my colleague's in the web team can help you. If you need them in the future their direct number is 00000000 and they're open from 08.00-20.00 daily.

So there's the first victory, but do you thing Mr Angry will be happy with that, or do you think that he's going to blog about how awful call centres are because of the touch tones and the departments?

I know there are bad call centres out there, with a multi-tiered touch-tone (Sky TV, BT and T-Mobile - I'm looking at you!) and staff who can't be bothered. In fact, there are staff that can't be bothered in every job, not just call centres. I know there are call centres who outsource, granted their English is better than my Punjabi, but it can be difficult to understand.

But we're not all like that, honest - Ethan K-H , via Email

Helpless Centre - 22/6/9When did this happen? I must have missed it. There was a time when you could ring a company and talk to a real human being about your problem, come to an amicable agreement, and carry on with your life in harmony with all around you. Sadly no longer.

Ask anyone who knows me, and they'll tell you that I am fairly laid back, charitable even, tolerant of others, and sensible (almost) but after two minutes on the telephone to one of these imbecilic departments or call centres, I turn into an avenging hellion.

First to raise the hackles is the ever present menu consisting of twenty five options to cover every possible event apart from the one you need. Choosing the closest you get thrust under to encounter the next fifteen levels of pointless options until being cast onto the end of a queue several hours long to speak to the only available irk that is actually working.

Having found the patience to wait to speak to said irk, and having read the complete works of Shakespeare while waiting, you ask your question only to be told that you are talking to wrong department and you will be transferred. This ratchets up the frustration level several degrees because one of two things happens:

1. You get cut off and have to start again. My telephone bounces off the wall at this point.

2. You get put through to another wrong department and have to explain your problem all over again only to be told that you should be speaking to such and such department. You get transferred again. This can go on for several hours including being disconnected several times.

By now, you have run up a telephone bill the size of a small country's national debt and your nerves have gone completely. Your eyes are red rimmed and foam is appearing around your lips.

Gallantly holding it together you explain your problem for the umpteenth time that day only to be told that nothing can be done to help you because you are missing the correct piece of 5 year old paper or it falls outside of company policy or the pond life you are conversing with does not have the authority to handle that.

At this time, blood starts to gently drop from my eyeballs. Steam appears from my nostrils and I make one last heroic effort by demanding to talk to the highest person up the food chain that might deign to speak to one of the people that pays their wages. Being told that I am becoming aggressive or raising my voice doesn't help, believe me. I live for the day that Video calling becomes the norm, and then they will see what aggressive means.

This senior jobsworth finishes me off by telling me that it isn't company policy to correct my problem and, no, she doesn't know how other companies deal with this scenario. Isn't it part of her job to know how her competitors function?

I now lose it completely and turn green as my bulk breaks forth from my clothing. Small animals, children and old ladies have learnt to avoid me for several hours. I eventually calm down enough to pick the pieces of the telephone out of the television that exploded with such a satisfying CRASH!

Bugger...now I've got to phone my insurance company. Hope the mobile bounces!I - Daniel P- London

MOAN MONDAY! 22nd June 2009

clover__ @angrybritain #moanmonday when people say 'you know what i mean?' at the end of a sentence. What if i don't fucking know what you mean?

DervishAbides @AngryBritain My neighbours for playing music until 4am. PIT #moanmonday

SaraFeenan @AngryBritain #moanmonday Ppl who wheel their suitcases behind them. Yeah cheers, just trip me up coz u can't arsed to carry your own case

Storm_rider_uk @AngryBritain #moanmonday - why is my boss such a twat?

Sludz #MoanMonday Green profile pics. Sorry everyone but I don't think turning a pic green will restore democracy in Iran @AngryBritain

Sludz #MoanMonday Summer. Hate it. Too hot. Too sweaty. Too hayfevery. Too sunburny. @AngryBritain

Sludz#MoanMonday The News. Wouldn't it b nice 2 have a week of no news? Nothing, nowt, nada. Its all doom & bloody gloom @AngryBritain

MOAN MONDAY! 8th June 2009

SueB_ @AngryBritain What's good about it? Joking. Good morning Mr AngryBritain. #moanmonday Britney Bots on Twitter driving me mad!

willtompsett @AngryBritain Democracy backfiring, living in a leaderless country and the blonde not winning Apprentice #moanmonday

Welshracer @AngryBritain #moanmonday Parents of babies - why do they go so soft? - lol

Kazcita @AngryBritain Allowing said wasted privelege to get BNP f***heads elected to Europe. #moanmonday

wyndwitch @angrybritain #moanmonday why can't the government just call a general election and let the public have their say!

PhilBowen @AngryBritain nick griffin: 21st century adolf, nick clegg: wet fart in a shirt and tie, gordon brown: f*** off. #moanmonday

PhilBowen @AngryBritain channel 4 and big brother, who gives a f*** #moanmonday

PhilBowen @AngryBritain man on @bbc5live phone in complaining he can't wear a hat covered in golly marmalade badges... And his point is? #moanmonday

PhilBowen @AngryBritain Why are certain Plaid Cymru associates slagging off BNP when they are similar... Holiday cottage burning? #moanmonday

SueB_ @AngryBritain #moanmonday Sparrows twittering incessantly outside my bedroom window. STFU!

PhilBowen @AngryBritain out come all of the isheep ready to buy the layest itat with a new ibutton on it #moanmonday ;) you got an iPIT?

brumblog @AngryBritain Yo, you have the perfect avatar to represent Great Britain going down the berluddy toilet! Happy Moan Monday!!!

To_The_Moon RT @AngryBritain "I knew it was going to be a good #moanmonday" mJ: not 'alf!

leesapee @AngryBritain I think we have reached a state of apathy with mainstream politics, but it's a dangerous position when UKIP and BNP waiting

Expensive Mistake- 6/6/9 We are hearing a lot about cabinet ministers and where they have and shouldn't have spet OUR money and a few are leaving as they rightly should do, but lets face it they have had to reveal where they have been spending our money so now I must ask................................

Gordon Brown whre is your list, have you been perfect in this matter if so wonderful!!!!! but come on reveal all and show us where you have been claiming expenses and for what!

If you haven't done any wrong then show us if you have nothing to hide, after all what is good for your ministers is good for you, so come on..............! - Chrissy S via Email

Failure to communicate - 25/4/9 Most of us are familiar with cars and what they have on them, it seems though that many motorists are at a loss as to a function that their car can do,namely have little orange lights that flash indicating the direction the driver is likely to be taking.

Maybe i am mistaken and people are developing ESP and don't need them anymore.

It might escape some of these drivers that flicking one of those 'storks' that sticks out of the driving column is required to make the said indicators work.Why have drivers lost the ability to indicate at traffic islands/roundabouts? I have seen (or rather not seen) indicators being used on an increasing scale, please use them and let other road users know where you are going, not only does it make it easier for them but also for you in the end - Just Me via Email

MOAN MONDAY! 18th May 2009 **NEW**

@KarenKazcita @AngryBritain #moanmonday Moan about how shit the BNP are. Though this is hilarious as he's cracking up http://is.gd/B3DN #thebnparetwatsabout

@Yorksville@AngryBritain I wanna moan about buying houses. Buyers are not protected. I've lost thousands on 2 houses fall thru due 2 peeps pulling out!

@Georgieboo@AngryBritain I haven't got a moan because today has been a good day, however, my 'o' is giving me the hump - it keeps sticking!

@Woody_in_MK@AngryBritain Seems the MP's caught on to moan monday with Mr Martin? How very dare they!!

@cavorting Doctor's Receptionists Snotty Attitude VIA: @LJsBaby @AngryBritain: #moanmondayabout

@SunnyNici #moanmonday @AngryBritain I wish when people use my computer at work that they would leave it how they found it

@AngryBritain #moanmonday Monday night TV is rubbish

@cavorting @AngryBritain It was pissing down when i had to pick up laddo from school, sunny now grrr... #moanmonday

@Kirsty_H_99 @AngryBritain can you please PIT banks that lend you money then get pissy when you dont pay it back ? Lol

@BaconJ Sitting at my desk trying to write objectives for myself & my reports. "shut up & get on with it" is all Ive got. @AngryBritain #moanmonday

@cavorting Bluechip company "Customer services" - PIT please RT @AngryBritain: It's #moanmonday

@clairelouise2 @AngryBritain Getting home from holiday and 1 hour later someone smashing your car window in #moanmonday

@KerryInHolland @AngryBritain dumbass colleague decides to have conference call in open plan office. Why?!! #moanmondayabout

@tarranti @AngryBritain #moanmonday & candidate for the PIT -> expirian. For holding a crap creditscore against me & not telling me why :(

@Stevehart @AngryBritain #moanmondays can the government now force the banks to repay all the bank charges held up in the claims court

@Kazcita #moanmonday @angrybritain I'm sick of twats using this residential street as a carpark for the main road. Pay the parking or take the bus!

@wyndwitch @angrybritain #moanmonday narrow minded people who take up PC's time with parking issues, instead of letting them get on with proper work!

@Storm_rider_uk @AngryBritain I take it that was aimed at me :-P (excuse - not enough characters to do @ as well)

@HawkersUK @AngryBritain Join the call for a General Election http://bit.ly/wVAUZ#moanmondayabout

@sailwithrob @AngryBritain #moanmonday MPs who claim to want to help people but the people they mainly help is themselves

@storm_rider_uk #moanmonday Docs have a notice saying you must arrive 10mins early for your then are 3 hrs late seeing you!

@CuddlyAlex @AngryBritain #moanmonday Cowards who lie then run away

@To_The_Moon @AngryBritain #moanmonday -no1 cared yrs ago when MPs Interests started coming out as Dodgy (capital D!)- it takes ££ 2 wake people up. Sad.

@Sludz Supermarket trying to ban Manic's CD cover. Reason: offensive. Ridiculous! #moanmonday @angrybritain http://twitpic.com/5f2qw

@Sludz Local councils recruiting 7 year old 'spies' to snitch on neighbours. Chairman Mao and Hitler would be proud. #moanmonday @angrybritain

@Storm_rider_uk @AngryBritain #moanmonday hospitals that don't answer the phone when you ring up! (trying to ring hospital for past 15 mons)

@Georgieboo @doesthishurt mate, you need @AngryBritain for #moanmondayabout 12 hours ago from web in reply to doesthishurt

@BaconJ Off to work for a day full of meetings and useless whinging about footy. #moanmonday @AngryBritain

@robots_ @AngryBritain - looking forward to a latte from the bakery, only to find the coffee machine is broken. >:O #moanmonday

@lebout @AngryBritain may be bloody obvious but RAIN every bloody day ,nearly bloody June for gods sake *mutter,mutter* #moanmonday

@efan78 @AngryBritain #moanmonday Stepdaughters who steal yet another bloody brolly without telling you!

@k8dt @AngryBritain ok, moan moan groan groan (but when u got 3 kids monday is a great day!!!) moan moan!!!

@Kazcita. @angrybritain - Houses who basic features reguarly refuse to operate - PIT! #epicfail

@Kazcita #moanmonday Toilet refuses to flush again. Just what is needed at 7am on a Monday. @angrybritain

@fakevyvyan @angrybritain #moanmonday WHY DO I STILL SHARE A FLAT WITH THOSE OTHER THREE B*STARDS?

@Stevehart @AngryBritain #moanmonday why can't the government force the banks to repay the illegal bank charges held up in the courts now they own them

MOAN MONDAY! 27th April 2009 **NEW**

evzi @AngryBritain #moanmonday WHY is it raining AGAIN? please spare me the description of the phisical processes occuring in the atmosphere.

evzi @AngryBritain #moanmonday how come that tens of thousands can sing up for the ballot for London Marathon and I can't? Rubbish!

robots_ @angrybritain - news networks taking the swine flu situation to exaggerate and scare everyone out of their minds to get ratings. #moanmonday

efan78 @AngryBritain Oh, I forgot, #moanmonday : knowing that people aren't comfortable with dentists why are they making me wait over my time? ...

lizwoolly @AngryBritain #moanmonday why all this rain on my day off

howlertwi t@AngryBritain Barclaycard customer services are s***!!

OscarTG @AngryBritain #moanmonday Conference calls... dull dull dull

OscarTG @AngryBritain #moanmonday Self congratulatory awards shows http://tr.im/jNOl

BrianLeJay @AngryBritain . #moanmonday. London Metroline Buses, who consider and treat their paying passengers as pieces of s****. Metroline Buses, PIT

BrianLeJay @AngryBritain . #moanmonday. Pubs that play music so loud of a Sunday night, that the "Art of Conversation" is dead, plus perforated eardrum

bcngr #moanmonday An insurance assessor who a)talked 2 me as if i was stupid b)did not believe me c)tried 2 get me 2 do his job 4 him,ie photos and reports.

wyndwitch @AngryBritain #moanmonday still the needs of disabled parents and their requirements are being over looked!

Jellybabycakes @AngryBritain #moanmonday Its raining, taxes r up, food/petrol prices up, labour in power, Brown ugly as ever, MP's fiddling expenses! Hmph!

DocOccupant @AngryBritain #MoanMonday germophobes wibbling about swine flu. you killed yer immune system by bleaching everything and now you worry?

CuddlyAlex @AngryBritain #moanmonday That I have to pay to park in town even though I pay council tax, road tax and tax on petrol etc... RIP OFF!

nickynocky @AngryBritain the government can monitor my emails etc if I can be allowed to go nose around their bedroom pants drawers #moanmonday

@AngryBritain #moanmonday Sun, rain, sun, rain... sort it out!

Retail Therapy -18/4/9 What is it with these morons who insist on entering supermarkets and standing right in the doorway blocking it so no one can enter or exit the stores while they decide which aisle to go down first, to those who do can i say.. "Shop online and have it delivered to your homes and don't bother clogging up the stores"

Now the people who have to park less than 25 meters from the main door, while you waste both fuel and time as you drive by the store front for the umteenth time..just park and walk a bit, you are not saving any time at all by driving by looking for spaces as close as possible...This also applies to those who have to park as close as possible to the leisure centre doors, if you are going there to work out why do you have to try and park as close as possible, they squeeze their cars into gaps that are so narrow and open their doors dinting everyone elses cars just because they are a idiot who can't seem to walk but can willingly pay a gym membership.
Just Me via Email

MOAN MONDAY! 20th April 2009 **NEW**

drsimonc @angrybritain my monday moan: public transport in the capital, it sucks

Vivdora @AngryBritain #moanmonday "looking to" is very annoying, this am I heard "seeking to" is that the up-market version? "pick up an injury"too

cheekygene @AngryBritain #moanmonday Twitter is now awash with Oprah inspired Twankers. Just say "no" to dregs!

HeavenlyHev @angrybritain #moanmonday ... & saying that the server failed does not mean you get away with not responding to requests.

HeavenlyHev @angrybritain #moanmonday Why have email if you're never going to read or answer any?

WendywitwooRT @AngryBritain: #moanmonday - It's gonna be HUGE! Of course - WE ARE BRITAIN!!

AngelaJP @AngryBritain Wondering who will be the first to lose our job - me or hubby? #moanmonday

boysx4uk @AngryBritain #moanmonday I'll try again; up at 6am, kids back to school, pack lunches, I hate weekdays

Wendywitwoo @AngryBritain #moanmonday I'm hiding in a really good place..............Monday will never find me here!!!

Wendywitwoo @AngryBritain #moanmonday I have that Friday feeling....................................Oh f**k it's Monday!

tracy_tp @AngryBritain #moanmonday Ive hardly had any bloody sleep and I'm knackered Now gotta walk down the vets and then kids will drive me nuts!

Wendywitwoo @AngryBritain #moanmonday I love mondays as much as cactus loo roll..

Yorksville @AngryBritain Here's a moan! Why does Wales & Scotland get free dental & prescriptions but England has to pay. We all pay the same taxes??

Col_RFTL @AngryBritain #moanmonday My legs are gonna fall off, someone told me a nice easy walk which was more like a mountain climb !!!

lesanto @AngryBritain #moanmonday BMW M3 L613APK No! Big brakes will not stop you in time to avoid a child at 70mph in town. Small brain, smaller ??

cheekygene @AngryBritain #moanmonday Bloody comedy isn't universal, and you sure can't teach it to Chinese students!

BuddingGenius @AngryBritain my alarm didn't go off running late and my hair is a mess #moanmonday

TWEEF! - 14/3/9 @AngryBritain I hate how EVERY BRITISH PERSON EVER has started saying 'should of', 'would of' etc instead of should HAVE. grr. That is all. achingtopupate - via Twitter

Troops - 11/3/9 It really makes my blood boil when I see people shouting abuse and disrepecting our troops. They do a brilliant job, they obey orders regardless of how they feel and we should all be proud that they serve us, and do a great job for all of Brittain. The few mindless thugs should be ashamed of their treatment of our brave troop - Pam H - via Twitter

Retail Therapy! - 9/3/9 Having been 'brung up proper, like', it always bugs me to the core when Generation Y are accused of having no manners or respect for the oldies.

Irrespective of the fact that I (sadly) pre-date Gen Y anyway.

A little over an hour ago, I was buying a necklace in a giant designer outlet in Grantham, well renowned for its older, posher, ruder clienteleand I stepped around a lady (hereafter known as SOB - Snobby Old Bint) who was dithering over some Pringle socks. As I waited patiently, she stepped around me and joined her friend (SOB2) at the till, so they could pay together. Or so I thought.

SOB2 finished her transaction and the cashier began to ring in the Pringle socks for SOB. I was a little peeved and exclaimed "Oh, OK then" to which SOB and SOB2 both turned. I - very politely - pointed out there was, in fact, a queue. SOB replied that she was with her friend. Feeling the onset of Shop Rage, I - again politely - said, "But you're paying separately". Oh dear... SOB chose this moment to square up to me as best she could at more than a foot shorter.

(In a raised tone) "Do you really want to stand here arguing about it when I could just be getting on with paying??" she virtually spat in my face. I promise, I am not exaggerating.

Taken a little aback, I remained surprisingly calm and feeling brave, looked SOB and SOB2 alternately in the eyes and replied, "Well, no. Because quite clearly you think you're right".

SOB turned to the now embarrassed cashier and muttered under her breath about nearly losing a transaction, yada, yada. So I risked a quiet, "It's just a lack of manners" and turned to look at SOB3 and 4, who were in the queue behind me. Neither of them met my gaze. And they had to go for 'a jolly good cup of tea' with her.

SOB didn't like this and her tone became a warble as she fannied around trying to find her husband's Gold Card. In a vain attempt to save herself, she rah-rahhhed,

"Manners? Oh no, I don't have any of those. I'm far too old for all that".

As the second cashier called "Next please" and I walked past SOB, I mumbled, "Well, you've got that right". I swear, I have never been as over-friendly and polite to my cashier... almost like I was trying to recompense for SOB and her vile attitude. I stand firm in my belief that old people still have to earn the respect of the young. It's not a pre-requisite.

To add insult to injury, Costa had run out of chocolate twists

@lonestarshine - via Twitter

TWEEF! - 7/3/9 @AngryBritain Here's my tweef: http://tinyurl.com/agljb5 - come on, what's that all about? WillNickson - via Twitter

TWEEF! - 6/3/9 @AngryBritain Gesture environmetalists who want to ban bottled water while we all get fat drinking Coke. Duh! TheClarkester - via Twitter

TWEEF! - 4/3/9 @AngryBritain I object to people saying "very unique". Something is either unique or it isn't. Also saying pound instead of pounds. - Vividora - via Twitter

Cut it Out - 12/1/2009 - Beef of the Week As interest rates are cut to 1.5 percent, a cut of half a percentage rate cut, many home owners will again bennefit from reduced mortgages.. A necessary interim action to stimulate the economy true and lets not forget the "middle classes" need to be appeased don't they? Well what of the middle classes who privately rent? what about the under classes who rely on social housing? our rents just go up and up but we never bennefit by interest rate cuts. What is needed is a link to rent to so landlords had to mach the cuts in the rent they charge..
Remember that we are faced with many homeless people in hostels and bed and breakfasts where the cost of housing them is being funded by local authorities so although they may seem to lose some rent revenue they would also save when rents fell during intrest rate cuts.. If they where passed on that is..

The real reason they dont is because Eliteist Britain wants to drive out the poor rather than support them. Britain would rather attract middle and upper class people from over seas than elevate its own poor andease the burdens on them. Yet the middle classes they bribe for the electoral vote.. Time to right that wrong now i think...

Its important to remind all that half of local authority rents from social housing goes to central Government depriving local communities of much needed funds and large hikes in community charge.. If this was corrected social housing rents could fall, council tax could fall and local governments could provide better public services.. maybe those in B+Bs at great expense and those on the streets could be housed properly too..

It's time Government gave back what it steals from the local communities and stop spending our money on making the elite elite... How bloomin comfortable do they need to be? Robert S - via Email

Train Unfair - 3/1/2009 "What really bugs me is that during the day, out of rush hour the service between Battle and London Bridge takes about 1hr 12 mins. During rush hours this is 1Hr 30 Minutes (not as advertised) almost every journey. My fares have just gone up £300 a year, way above the rate of inflation to £3,600 – now if they shaved 20 minutes off the journey in peak times I would say yes it may be worth it, will that do that Nope !

Something else that makes me really angry is people appearing on TV and suggesting being nice to everyone would make the world a better place !!! Get rid of the politicians now that would make the world a better place, especially that sneering, contemptuous twit at No 10". - Damian B - E Sussex

They think it's all over - 3/1/2009 I think its all over we are all going backwards here.

They gave up on Concorde an icon of British engineering and technology and go and build themselves another steam train.

And have the audacity to be proud of their achievement.

What is going on with this country??". - Ivor - via email

 

 

ASD-on't - 27/1/10 My annoyance with ASDA Home Shopping goes back to when I used them before for the first time. We placed an order with them for our usual fortnightly shopping, thought we would try them instead of our usual Tesco. Things were fine, it was delivered and we were pleased with the service. Was handed over the list of shopping and as always I just give it once over just in case! Well the first thing I come to was not in any of the bags, so I didn't tick it off. I move on to the next and the same again, I then move on to the next one and what a surprise, the same again, not in any of the bags. It worked out they did not send a WHOLE DEPARTMENTS worth of shopping! They completely forget all our fresh groceries! We contacted customer services and thankfully they were willing to send it out the same day and was very helpful.

Due to this good customer service, we forgave them and used them again a couple of days ago. We placed an order of about £55 worth of shopping and booked it to be sent the next day in the evening. The shopping list included about a weeks worth of shopping and also some very important fresh veg for my 5 month old son, who we have started weening. Our cupboards are nearly empty and we was looking forward to having stocked shelves for the next week or so.

I get a phonecall during the day on Tuesday 26th telling they were really sorry but 2 of their vans had broken down and they were currently being fixed. They said could they please redeliver the goods for another day. I said that's fine, how about same time tomorrow? The person on the other end of the line said that was fine, so I confirmed 'tomorrow (being Wed 27th Jan) at the same time, 5-7pm. The person said again that would be fine.

Tomorrow comes and it gets to 7.30pm and still no show from the ASDA van. I then contacted the customer service dept who deal with Home Shopping and told them my delivery has still not turned up. They asked for my postcode and I told them, their response was 'my order was CANCELLED!' Obviously shocked by this response, I went through the whole conversation I had the day before and said that the delivery was being re-scheduled. I said that this was not the first time our order has been messed up with them. Told them I had been waiting for this order for now 2 days only for them to tell me its been cancelled. They were going to pass me over to someone who 'deals' with cancellations. I asked am I getting charged for my order? They said no, So I told them not to bother, if the order is cancelled, I will take that as sign and won't ever shop with ASDA Home Shopping again! To which I hung up and left them saying sorry down the phone.

Maybe I reacted too quickly, but I had been waiting for that food for 2 days and they were not going to tell me that the order was cancelled. I wouldn't mind it was just me and wife, but like I said we had order fresh veg to use for my son's weening, so I obviously was not impressed. We rely on home shopping some of the time, as we don't drive. We expect to get a good and effecient service. Unfortunately ASDA Home Shopping was just shit and they system and operations is all wrong.

I urge your readers TO NOT USE ASDA Home Shopping as they are incompetent and have the worst Home Shopping system I have encountered. Peter Cornish-B via Email aka @sourmash25 via Twitte

#moanmonday - 25/1/10 Its that #moanmonday feeling! But i have banned twitter posting about how bad busses are! @andrewgalloway_

As it's almost #moanmonday; I've got a filthy cold, am blaming those toddlers! @coughmedicine

Two fingers to the little scrotum that broke my car windscreen for fun today. #moanmonday @shelshel

Grr. Edinburgh Bloody City Council. Grr! That is all. #moanmonday @gothdetective79

@AngryBritain It's obviously not snowing where you are!! #moanmonday @unlikebefore

@grandunifiedpm SWT do make me laugh ..the excuses they come up with for delays ..thats a classic #MoanMonday @angiecatty

Perfect 10 - 10/1/10 Top 10 daily annoyances that angrybritain should stamp out in 2010 with it's new found Klout.
1. Mobile phone keytones, particularly on public transport. What's the matter?Not sure your fingers actually work?
2. "You know". No I don't. If I did, you wouldn't have to speak, you know.
3. Indicators are a feature on your car for a reason. Use them.
4. Queue at the checkout. Idly watch the lady, scan and bag your items. Then start looking around in your bag for your purse. Aaaagh.
5. Dial 1 for help, dial 2 for support, dial 3 for assistance, dial 4 for information, dial 5 for services......
6. Dry your clothes properly, mildew is not a cologne shortcut.
7. Automatic dial cold callers. At 8am. On a Saturday. That'll make me buy something.
8. You don't have to use the nasty free headphones with your 'walkman'. Buy some decent ones so everyone else doesn't have to listen to your euro -trance at 8am.
9. Celebrity gossip. Seriously, who cares? Ask yourself why you do.
10. Useless public transport announcements. The next train is, mind the gap, please pass right down, stay behind the line, talking buses...... Oh shut up. - - Daniel P, London

Road Rage - 08/01/10 Whatever happened to driving courtesy in this country? I've noticed over the last few years that there has been a distinct dip in courtesy on the road. Why is it that it's perfectly acceptable for drivers to abandon their cars over multiple spaces? Why is it that this is invariably in areas where spaces are highly sought after? How is it justified to give no consideration to anyone else using the road?

Similarly, why is it that no one can be bothered using an indicator at a roundabout? Coming out of a junction is fair enough, your position tells us which direction you're turning, and ultimately a lack of indicating when leaving a junction is of no potential threat to any other driver. Roundabouts are different. People have to wait for you, so why not take out the ambiguity and stick on your indicator when you're turning and not going straight across. It would make our lives easier and danger-free. Then there's those people that just don't care about etiquette on roundabouts and barge on through without slowing down, or decide to cut the roundabout when you're on it. I think they're called taxi drivers.

It's also become acceptable to not dip one's headlights on a motorway. You're driving along at high speed, unable to see properly because someone up ahead coming towards you has their lights on dazzlingly full. "It's ok, I don't need my eyesight to drive."

There are a number of other annoying groups of people too:

People on mobile phones/people fixing their appearance in the rear view mirror as they drive. You're driving slowly and dangerously. Get a grip - that hairstyle won't look good in a coffin.

People who cut blind corners with no consideration to anyone else. Yup, I nearly got killed in this situation, I certainly lost my car in it.

People who pull out in front of you with very little distance to spare, nearly cause you an accident and decide to drive really slowly. Then they get to a town and drive at 40mph so you've no chance of ever getting past them.

People who are breaking the speed limit on motorways, zoom up close behind you when you're passing another car and start flashing their lights at you to get past. Well done genius, I think you can see I have nowhere to go.

Does it really take too much effort to give a little consideration to other road users?- Rich G, Fife

Snow - 06/01/10 So we're going to have a little bit of snow. Apart from the obvious comparison between the way we seem to go into a complete tail spin of shocked indignation once snow dares to fall on our green and pleasant land and the cool calm acceptance of the situation by other grown up european countries, we should perhaps prepare ourselves for the banality of BBC and Sky News reporting it tomorrow.

These overpaid dull executives and producers fob their customers off ( that's us License payers or subscribers ) with the same news reports re run time and time again all day every day.

Tomorrow they will have sent their under-paid junior reporters out to remote car parks and shopping centers to interview any half wit who agrees to talk to them about..... yes the weather !

I can see it now some dim wit out of work ex junkie from Tyneside will be saying 'there's no grit, something should be done, it's a disgrace' !

And we'll see the same dull reports twenty times an hour. We will get to hear that the local bus from Newton Abbot to Barnstable was cancelled, an ambulance slid off the road in Luton, a boy got a snow ball in the eye in Warwick, a dog got lost ,a cat went missing and the old lady in a shoe didn't get her meals on wheels.

Please BBC and Sky ask your producers to stop feeding their imaginations with twigs and bricks and try and notice there is a whole world out there that doesn't stop because a bit of snow fell on the UK.

Why ? Because my local paper is more interesting and it's free ! - Mike W, London

We can't go on like this - 04/01/10Cameron said, 'we cannot go on like this'. His words not mine, uttered today as he launched his parties unofficial election campaign. Later in the Cameron speech as the Tories answer to Mother Teresa and Dan Quale bleated on about the NHS he turned to a big blue and white sign saying NHS and then said " here it is in black and white ".

Yes Mr Cameron you really cannot go on like this.- Mike W via Email

Its all Greek to me - 03/10/10Every morning I end up ranting at the TV news channels over the disproportionate use of all things Scottish. I realize this may constitute a potential charge of racism against me as I rant on about our Scottish cousins, but that isn't the way I feel about them . They're lovely people with their very own parliament and their very own members of our parliament. I would like us to have some representation in theirs or bar them from ours, the later being the more preferable option ! 

I am not interested in their country or their football yet every day I am ear bashed by the BBc with a never ending procession of Scottish accents battering me from every direction including the news reporters and the weather forecasters.  I turn over to Sky News and I get just another constant stream of adverts all channelling money to Uncle Rupert! No luck there then, so I switch to Sky Sports news only to hear " and in the SPL Hibs beat Hocka noo 75 -1 !  

I don't care! Nobody does! Why can't they cover La Liga great football great players, but SPL? Ask any English football mad fan to name one, just one player in the SPL? Ask them who is third in their wretched SPL? Ask them who is the Scottish national team manager ? Nobody could answer your question. Why ? Because nobody cares about it in England . 

If I lived in Scotland, I would find every news reader and weather forecaster speaking with a Scottish dialect. I would expect the sports news to start with SPL!   I would understand it because that's what they do for their people. Talk their own lingo ! 
Fine and quaint as it may sound to the BBC Scottish is not the Queens English and should be kept in the darkened depths of the BBC Scotland studio!  The SPL is irrelevant in football circles everywhere except Scotland, so broadcast it there and report it there, where people  are more concerned with the fortunes of Southampton and Lincoln City  than those of Celtic and Motherwell under 40's! 

On another subject, are you getting just a little bit ****** off with that  GO COMPARE **** ! It's every 5 mins on every channel! Apart from the BBC when we git ta hera abooot all thuings scooootish!- Mike W via Email

Response: to 'All Geek to Me' - 12/1/10 Saying he aint racist but complaining bout everything scottish on uk tv and wants to have englishman part of scottish parliament seemz he fink everything have to be bout england which ever part of britain you belong maybe he should rant bout getting english parliament and leave all things scottish alone - Gary D, Scotland

Chocolates for Dummies - 01/11/10 @AngryBritain why can't Cadburys Roses just print the name of every sweet on their wrappers instead of forcing us to check the box? - @ajswales via Twitter

It's really not just you- 15/9/9 Decided to start my own angry site and find you are already up and running. Grrrr.

In the last 18 months my anger and frustration has become a way of life. Perhaps It is juvenile dementia. I hate the impotence involved in being a mute bystander as Britian crumbles into decadent chaos whereby people just seem to do whatever they want to whom-so-ever they choose. Is a rant the answer ?
Perhaps the end of days is achieved because we can no longer DO anything, reduced to a linguistic cyber-war.
Has anyone got any ideas how the long-term unemployed can be utilised to become a fruitful and resourceful collective body ?
What a criminal and moral waste.
I cannot seem to re-engage with my culture, so I am starting here.
Can we at least attempt to get the equilibrium moving in our favour and push for genuine change before disillusionment, apathy and impotence drown us in a sea change of cultural indifference.
I'll put the kettle on ! - Maxwell F- via Email

Ouch! - 15/9/9 Just got back from an emergency visit with an NHS dentist. Called last night, they got me in this morning. Brilliant!

No big deal. I was eating dinner, noticed a jagged edge in the back of my mouth, went to the mirror, and there it was glaring back at me – the mean old half tooth. I’m not sure where half the tooth went either. I’m wondering if that uncomfortable feeling in my stomach last night has anything to do with it….

To be honest. Crying was not an option on the way back from the dentist. But I almost did it. The tears almost came out.

The dentist was nice enough, the wait was hardly anything to complain about, the facilities were clean, the pain was minimal. It was just one of those moments when I realized… I’m not in Kansas anymore…or Cali for that matter….or any U.S. state. I'm a foreigner in a foreign land being fixed by a foreign woman who could barely speak English.

It was missing that cushy dentist feel I’m used to. The nice greetings. The talk about your day. The questions about how half your molar fell off. You know, things that make you feel human. Not just a number.

There are many many places in America where I felt like a number. The MVA. Customs. School Cafeteria.

But, somehow, the dentist was one of those places in the states where I could be assured I would be inundated with bad jokes, slightly annoying (but now meaningful) questions, and very nice receptionists. And, I knew I would get a bib, a nice woman slopping up my drool, and new magazines. Yes, magazines! They didn’t even have freaking magazines!!

Was this seriously my breaking point?

Perhaps I am being too picky. After all, it only cost me £16 to get a temporary filling. (Unlike health care, dental care is not entirely free in the United Kingdom.) I didn’t need any prior insurance to walk into the clinic,and they did take me the next morning. She treated me, didn’t worry about any human interaction, and that saved her time and energy to treat more people in need of emergency services.

I totally get it.

I just don’t like it. Ok? Am I entitled to accept that it’s something I’m not used to, something that is different, but still say outright – I just don’t like it!!!?

And, I was afraid I would need a crown. If that was the case, it would have cost £250.

My dental insurance in the states cost me $25 a month, and with a deductible of $10, that would have been all a crown would have cost me. In the end, I probably end up paying a lot more over time in the states.

And, I don’t say our system is better at all. On the contrary, I think usually it sucks big time. After all, no insurance = no care. Not a big thinker that one.

But, boy what I would give right now for the elevator music in the waiting room, a television to watch the news, or a free toothbrush at the end of my visit. - Megan A-L via Email

I want to ride my bicycle - 28/9/9 Ok, so the point of having a motorcycle in London is to A) Lower Emissions or B) Get to your destination a lot quicker than public transport/car?
That’s right – BOTH! But if we are all honest, its mainly B!

Anyway, a good friend and guy I work with is seen in these photos (lead biker, white helmet) caught on camera filtering, however, his misdemeanour is passing the bollard on the right hand side (note the empty road to the right as he does this) – what did he get? £60.00 fine and a slap on the wrist...

Ok, so why is this so bad, well firstly, it was spotted by Camden F’in councils CCTV cameras – BUT wait, this isn’t an automatic camera, oh no, some MUPPET is sat their pulling his pud and watching traffic all day long?!?!? What’s that all about – big brother or what? Is this person on commission? Do they have a life? Do they ever catch those F’in cyclist that jump EVERY red light – doubt it. Can I have a F’in job watching TV all day? For F’sake!

Get your act together Camden Council – firstly, stop creating jobs for people to sit and watch TV all day long and secondly if you are going to enforce “highway code” regulations, then for god sake SORT THE F'IN CYCLISTS OUT... otherwise I will have to install my own F’in CCTV watching the Camden Council building, just so I count the number of Jim Henson cast tripping in and out ...

- Will N- via Twitter - Thanks for the pics Will AB :-)

Customer No Service - 30/7/9 I am a 57 year old yorkshire teacher who has lived in London for over 25 years. I have got used to ignorance, lack of courtesy and retail outlets where shop assistants ( is that the polictically correct name for people who sell you things in a shop), being indifferent to your custom and lacking any desire to treat you with anything that resembles an interest in your enquiries or existence ( try Lakeside if you do not believe me).
Anyway, due to my experiences in retail outlets I buy what I need most of the time off the internet.
My and son had told me to get into the 21st century and buy an mp3 to listen to my 'crap' mus
A Philips Go Gear, 2000 song piece of equipment.
Record songs from Frostwire ( my son helped me), transfer to mp3. All the songs I have loved.
Unfortunately, I can't get used to earphones.
I decided to buy a multi media speaker system on line from Philips to plug in my mp3, to be proud and public in my choice of music.
My equipment arrived today, quickly set it up, off I go...................

No.
Follow instructions... connect 2 cables, plug it in, turn it on, blue light comes on I can ddeal with this, not rocket science.......
No blue light ... check the wires, check fuse.. says in booklet should be 13 amps, in plug 5amp... mistake made ... no problem get a 13amp.. back on track.
No...it still doesn't work..
Check the wires again, turn on, no blue light.... how difficult can this be?
Find number for ' technical help '... (I use that term very loosely).
Ring them up.....wait with classical musak... press 1 for help....wait with classical musak..... hello my name is ? how can I help you..... explain my problem.... please wait I will pass you on to the right department...wait with same classical musak.... hello my name is ? how can I help you... explain my problem with extra order /customer numbers & address....please wait they have put you to the wrong department.....wait with classical musak.... hello I can I help you...explain problems.... please wait....you need to ring this number....... I tell ? that this is the number I have just rung......you have to ask for technical help and quote this number...okay thank you!
Ring number.... wait with classical musak...... hello my name is ? how can I help you....explain my problem with reference number with a little sarcasm and annoyance.... told do not need that number can I have your address, customer/ order number....are you having a laugh...apologise not their fault....we will organise a pick up and a full refund.....I ask if this is the fulI extent of their technical support...., ask is this the way that a large company like Philips expects to keep a customer? ... this is the procedure....can I speak to someone who is accountable.....you guessed it, ring the number I started with 30 minutes ago.
I bought a piece of equipment in good faith, it arrived, never got to use it, I now have to wait for 2 emails and arrange for the product to be picked up. You guessed it during the day on a work day.
NOT IN ALL THIS COMMUNICATION ANYONE APOLOGISED FOR SENDING ME A PEICE OF SHIT EQUIPMENT!!!!!!!!!!! I know there shouldn't be any swearing but ......

Can someone tell me as a customer who pays for his order when asked, waits for a delivery at the convenience of the seller, pays extra to get it quicker, rings up for help when what he ordered does not work, tries to be pleasant when moved to different depatments, doesn't want to be aggressive when given the runaround, does not get to speak to anyone who can give me any satisfaction or I can shout at.
Philips on line you are a joke. I realise that as 1 little customer you don't give a toss about my custom you are far too big to worry over a £55 sale.
CUSTOMER SERVICE PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry they did find me shops in my area that sold the product I wanted.
Objective defeated.........................
Philips you suck!
- David Howes, via email

Visitors Pass -28/7/9

As a tax payer, and member of the the human race I am constantly amazed at this country's ability to lay down and die, at our Governments constant ability to award taxes on the common man, to beef up the economy, or as we all know to line their own pockets through dodgy expenses. We face ruin through the mismanagement of our finances, and out deficit is enough to give God erectile dysfunction, and start clammering for the Viagra.

And what do we do to aid this? We decide before we send back 1000 immigrants next month that they are allowed full hospital treatment for any ailments they may have so they may arrive at their rather poor economic shores healthy at our expense.
So not only have the lazy skiving so and so's been fed and sheltered, they also have the opportunity to leave a lasting legacy, by infecting everyone in close proximity of any disease they have contracted through doing naff all and sponging of our state.

Personally the only time I want concentrate on an illegal immigrant is when i'm behind the eyepiece of my rifle. (Easy I saw an East European peddling like hell down my road the other night, and the only reason I didn't strike out and knock the f**** (Oi, no swearing! AB) off was because he was on my bike, and I didn't want to scratch it.


Now some tree hugging, hemp wearing, liberal Guardian readers may state that I am not being politically correct, and maybe even racist, but that is only because they have the intelligence of a frozen Dover Sole fillet, and their parents were incestuous siblings.


This is not about colour, creed or religion. It is about protecting the basic moral fibre of this once great country, and allowing all people who are hard working, respectable, and have a sence of duty to live their lives in a normal balanced society.

To an illegal - Immigration is the most sincerest form of flattery - Dr Packingwood, via Blogger

No Benefit - 17/7/9 The Government reasoning for replacing the Incapacity Benefit system with ESA was supposed to help people back into work who COULD work.

What is actually happening is that the system is in chaos and is being used as a stick to beat people with, not to help them.

In particular, people with depressive illnesses are suffering because they are almost being automatically disqualified because of the terminology used on the application form and the absurd and impersonal tick-box system used to record medical assessments.

Then there is the incompetency of ATOS, the company employed by the Government to run the medical assessments. They seem to have provided jobs for people who aren't good enough to work for the NHS or are disqualified in some way from doing so.

But what is most tellling is that Department of Work and Pensions staff themselves have told me themselves that they have appealed to their own management that they don't have the resources to help claimants. And of course they have been ignored. I have been told personally that they don't have enough staff and that they know that the system they are asked to administer is failing claimants and resulting in unfair and unjust treatment.

As another postscript to this horrible system, I was told yesterday that appeals go to a mail sorting centre and it can be up to 10 DAYS before they are even read and the process starts to restore benefits pending the appeal itself. What are people supposed to do in the meantime - eat grass?

It is unlikely that there will be any recognisable statistics which is all this Government takes any notice of. After all, if one more depressed person takes an overdose or self-harms, few of them will have written down that they did it because of how ESA failed them. They'll just say that they were about to lose their home, or didn't have any money for food, electricity or the bus fare to the Job Centre to go and fill in more forms. - Jenny F, Leicester

Michael Hackedoff - 10/7/9 Just had to write to you and say how unhappy I am at what they are doing to Micheal jackson, I loved him and loved his music and knew that now he has gone the mud slingers would be rising, and how they are! But how cruel they are to publish a picture of what his death mask might look like, can they not leave him alone, what ever life he lead, he was a leader of this music world and was adored and nothing they say will ever make us feel any different to what we feel now.His music will always have people tapping their feet and make them feel alive, they will never take that away from him.
But it just goes to show how low the media will go to sell papers, by the way I never buy papers but saw the paper in a cafe I went to for breakfast and it made me feel sit.
Maybe you won't print this but at least I got it off my chest.

Bless you for what you are doing - Chrissy S, via Email

Somebody else's war - 7/6/9 On a more serious topic. Firstly, let me say that I fully respect and support our fighting personnel. They go where they are told and do their work to the utmost of their ability displaying great professionalism and extreme bravery to the point of self sacrifice for their comrades and country. Shame our politicians can't spend a few weeks with them, preferably with no flak jackets or helmets.

Why are we fighting in Afghanistan? The original reasons stated were to find Bin Laden and eradicate the Taliban. Having spent nearly eight years there have we achieved these aims? No. Will another eight years make any difference? No. All that has happened is that we have created a puppet government that has no control over its country outside of the capital Kabul, allowed the increase in heroin poppy production to reach record levels and sacrificed the lives of our brave forces.

Is our country any safer? I doubt it. If so, please show me how. Is an end in sight to the war? No. Have we found Bin Laden? No. Have we eradicated the Taliban? No, they just go further underground and learn how to be more effective in killing people.

Let's get our troops home now. To say that to do so would mean that those who have died will have died in vain is no reason to stay. All that results from that argument is that more and more people die needlessly until we do leave and the death toll has climbed for no reason whatsoever. To leave now, heads high in the knowledge we have supported our allies and done what was required with great skill is no shame. Shame lies in scuttling away at the last moment like the Americans were forced to do from Saigon.

If the Americans want to run around like 19th century imperialists in the middle east, then let them. This country should know better from its history and can no longer afford to do so. Nicholas B, Leicester

Shamoan - 29/6/9 What an outburst of ridiculous hysteria over the death of a very dubious character! Princess Diana he wasn't.
 
Come on folks, this man had several strikes against him. Firstly, to mutilate himself as he did is indicative of various psychiatric problems around self esteem issues. Secondly, he was reportedly addicted to various pain relief drugs. A junkie.  Thirdly he stands twice accused of child molestation in one form or another, and both times, power, influence and money were used to ensure him a favourable outcome. The words smoke fire no and without come to mind. Fourthly, I wonder how many ordinary people would get away with treating their own kids like he treats his?
 
On top of all this, he hasn't even made any music to speak of since his album 'Bad', and according to many in the know at the time that's just what that album was - bad.
 
Watch the conspiracy theories roll in. He was killed by his doctor giving him an overdose. He was murdered for the Beatles back catalogue. He committed suicide so that the catalogue could be sold to cover his debts.
 
I feel sorry for his kids, they've lost their Dad. Apart from that, we've lost a fifty year old ex pop singer who was most likely a junky and had some very strange attitudes to child care. Deserves about as much as Gary Glitter. Nicholas B, Leicester

MOAN MONDAY! 29nd June 2009 **NEW*

SueB_ @AngryBritain Person/s on the tube with BO holding handrail above head with their arm pit in your face - #moanmonday

WillNickson #moanmonday @AngryBritain My Mother-in-Law is still at my house, since Thursday last!

AngryBritain RT @OscarTG @AngryBritain A washed up pop star (with questionable behaviour - AB) dies, nothing else in the world is newsworthy #moanmondayabout

SueB_@AngryBritain #moanmonday The smell of smoke penetrating my washing, that's drying on the line :| Fair warning would be nice... b******

AngryBritain RT @PhilBowen Tell me why, I don't like mondays.... #moanmonday ?

OscarTG@AngryBritain A washed up pop star dies, nothing else in the world is newsworthy #moanmonday

SueB_RT @AngryBritain Hot Weather. F*** off. <<< Ooo someone's tetchy this morning haha

SueB_ @AngryBritain #moanmonday Workmen making far too much noise before 8am and getting louder and louder with each passing minute. Argh!

Sludz #MoanMonday #MuggyMonday - it's 2 hot. Where's that iceage we were promised in the 70s? PLEEAZE Turn off the gulfstream @AngryBritain

Take Care - 16/6/9 What has happened to 'goodbye'? Why do people I dont know, insist on telling me to 'take care'. I haven't injured myself since I was a child and all my senses work very well, thank you. I don't drive with my eyes closed, I look both ways, I am quite capable of spotting lamp posts in my path, my balance is fine and I don't suffer from self-harming. What exactly is it about me that has led you to think I am in danger? What do you think will happen to me as I go about my day? Living in London, the risks from falling boulders, wild animals, pirates or anything else Indiana Jones has had to face are pretty remote as I pop out to the supermarket. So unless you are clairvoyant, please don't demonstrate your faux concern for my wellfare by uttering this platitude, and if I dont know you and have never seen you before, you are not likely to 'see me later'! - Daniel P , London

Slumdog Kids - 6/6/9 These kids should be living in palaces with servants. This lousy poor excuse for a film has made hundreds of millions of dollars, nearly all of which has so far gone in to the pockets of the 'luvvies' involved with it.

They should all be ashamed - Nick B, Leicester

I need a hero - 25/5/9 This is an email to thank the heroes who were in a Wanstead High Street, East London at 10 past 3 today, Friday 22nd May. These four gentlemen were in a black car, stereo on, with the windows open so everyone could appreciate their taste in music, unable to avoid the beat or resist the fine aroma of testosterone. These wonderful people were about 20. They were dressed exceptionally well, short hairr cuts and from their laughter they had a sense of humour which is only given to the select few.. Yes, I have to admit it as a man of 57 on a numder 101 bus these four men were there to teach us all how to behave.

So how is it these pillars of society decided it would be fun to throw a water balloon, yes a water balloon. The ones who have the vote and can legally go into a pub. They are the men ( I use that word loosely), who have a gang of mates who share the small brain depending what day it is, the ones who feel it is there right, no obligation, to bully us all into believing that they serve any purpose in society, the ones who think the actor Danny Dyer is well spoken and has a brain, the ones who talk about their respect for their grandparents and their fierce protection of them, the ones who take for granted that what ever they do there will be no punishment apart from a ticking off for causing paper work for the police, the ones who talk about having kids, and the responsiblity of parenthood for at least a month or two, or until another young lady takes their fancy, the ones who went to school and said they didn't get any qualifications becuase the teachers picked on them or more importantly didn't understand them, the ones who are excluded from school and then given an education which reinforces them as individuals, you know the education that says if you act like a nomal human being we will allow you to go on trips, will not force you to do any school work, give them an anger counsellor, tell them they do not have to wear uniform as that will be demeaning and impede their individuality, the ones who behaviour consultants write thesies on how they are disadvantaged and should be shown sympathy.

The ones that society have let down, the ones that feel it is necessary to drink to have a laugh or more importantly a fight, the ones who complain to bus drivers when they are caught with an invalid ticket, the ones who always know the word rights but have difficulty with the 6 syllable word responsibilities, the ones who like to run together along the pavement and making people jump out of their way, the ones who ocassionally have job but are regularly sacked for losing the ability to get out of bed or are told to do a task which they feel is below them, the ones who think a STD is something to do with their mobile, the ones that think that anyone apart from guardian readers from the seventies give a **** (NO SWEARING PLEASE - AB) about them. I could go on but I think you can visualise the type of cretin we have to put up with on a daily basis.

Why am I so angry? The water ballon they threw into they threw into the bus hit a couple who were well their seventies The look of confusion on their faces said it all. I want to tell the cretins that you are hated by most of society. The people you attacked today in the name of humour are the heroes.They are stronger than you, more intelligent by far than you, are respected more than you, made positive contributions to society than you, seen wars, worked harder than you, been better parents than you, cared for their community better than you and altogether be people that you never be. No doubt you will continue to be the blight on our society and you will continue to bully and have a joke at our expense. However, we all hope that one day sooner rather that later, that what goes around comes around. We as a society will eventually say enough is enough. - David H - via Email

Kentucky Out of Luck - 28th April 2009

My angry rant... went to KFC last night, asked for two pieces of chicken ~ snotty assistant told me they had 'no chicken', how can you run out of the only thing you sell !!!!!!!!!!! argggghhhh Paul E - via Email

MOAN MONDAY! 27th April 2009 **NEW**

lorenzHeil @AngryBritain #moanmonday - The Baftas- & I pay licence fee to watch people pat themselves on the back do I? Oh well worth it for MotoGP

jennifer_jane RT @AngryBritain: #moanmonday Having to supply the 6yr olds school with tissues for communal use. And saniwipes

NegativeMan @AngryBritain #moanmonday Schools that take your child somewhere and then ask you to collect them as its too expensive to return them. I kid you not!

msmoss @AngryBritain #moanmonday Well, it's pissing it down outside. I'm knackered. Just another f****** Monday.

cheekygene @AngryBritain #moanmonday Chinese drivers. Have any of them actually passed the test, or do they get their licenses in rice packets? W*****

cheekygene @AngryBritain #moanmonday Chinese Police Officers - it's a uniform, not a bloody tracksuit - and stop putting your damn hands out for cash!

OscarTG @angrybritain #moanmonday Small children teething. Why only do it at night?

LucyKD @AngryBritain #moanmonday Monday 9am dental appointments. Y do they bother? Nobody would ever actually turn up.Then they charge you!

nibsuk @AngryBritain #moanmonday Gotta go to work now :(

efan78 @angrybritain on behalf of RT @casual_intruder My van stinks of dead rats!!!! Not good!!! #moanmonday

Nelja @AngryBritain #moanmonday I can't get back to sleep!

Yorksville @AngryBritain #moanmonday When are the goverment going to protect house buyers? I've wasted money buying 2 houses that have fallen through?

lurkey @angrybritain I ate some really spicy noodles and now my nose is running. #moanmonday

Yorksville @AngryBritain #moanmonday No mincing of words - Get Gordon out he's an incompetent prat! Say no more!

PurpleMuffinMan @AngryBritain #moanmonday! At the Jeremy Kyle show! Where do they find these tramps who are unfit mothers and fathers! Absolute scum!!!

KateAWard@AngryBritain #moanmonday. dead fox in garden.called RSPCA for advice.Even they are automated now.Told to leave out for binmen.evil b*******

MOAN MONDAY! 20th April 2009 **NEW**

Storm_rider_uk @AngryBritain why are JCBs, bin lorries, tractors etc allowed on the roads at rush-hour making the rest of us late for work?

MilkyMooMoo @AngryBritain There should be designated weeing spots for dogs not grass where kids play or my wheelie bin when it goes out every Tuesday!!

MilkyMooMoo @AngryBritain Dog pi$$ stench in the park thats my beef today. Why should I have to smell it I don't like dogs they are DUMB

Georgieboo #moanmonday @AngryBritain Dog owners who don't pick up their dogs poo really gives me the hump - dirty bleeders! tbc

Georgieboo #moanmonday @AngryBritain watched my neighbour let her dog poo outside my house *cow* I picked it up and returned it to her doorstep!

lesanto @AngryBritain #moanmonday The bloody ferrets stink! Daughter dodged hosing their pen at weekend. Now sun + flies= nasal & visual discomfort

Georgieboo #moanmonday @AngryBritain why doesn't the government give England a bank holiday on St George's Day?

melbrehl @AngryBritain could be an ongoing theme, but I really don't want to die ...(Monday is the most popular day to die) #moanmonday

oxofamilydad @AngryBritain #moanmonday my caravan smells.

aljis @AngryBritain #moanmonday I've been up since 5am

efan78 @AngryBritain The sun is shining, the birds are singing and it's a beautiful day, bah bloody Britain! ;-D #moanmonday

cheekygene @AngryBritain #moanmonday These Social Media Experts who all monitor my tweets, yet contribute **** all to Society! Bugger the lot of 'em!

lorenzHeil @AngryBritain ThanxAB yeh 1stday back@work 2morrow after hols so may not get round 2 moan- actually anytime I see mandelson makes me angry!

@Melodysk #moanmonday back to work today after the Easter break BOOOOO

wyndwitch @AngryBritain My first moan #moanmonday is that the support people of my website charge me to use their helplines! Email support don't know

TWEEF! - 9/3/9 @AngryBritain me! but it's PMT so probably doesn't count. Filthy mood on Sat - see my blog for details if you have a mo. Grrr. lonestarshine via Twitter

TWEEF! - 2/3/9 @AngryBritain I think your "Beef of the week" is an excellent idea. My beef is seeing the British flag displayed upside down so often.. - ProjectBritain - via Twitter

TWEEF! - 17/2/9 @AngryBritain Have to say that my Dear Old England is not what it used to be, very very sad Gerrigee - via Twitter

TWEEF! - 16/2/9 Peter Sutcliffe: How can any doctor in his right mind say this man is no longer dangerous after killing 13 women. Life should mean Life DAZ081068 - via Twitter

The Last Post - 5/2/9 One thing recently that has occured to me is much of an attitude post office counter staff have. Now I know it's a bum job dealing with the public (get a different one then?) but really, do they have to be so bloody rude. All of them in my experience treat your requests for a stamp, posting a package (eBay, the scurge of PO's), renewing your Car Tax with equal contempt, like they are doing you a favour and have something better to do really. No wonder these places are closing down, I really can't think of a public service organisation more akin to making me feel like c*** more than bloody Post Offices.. - Chris C- via Twitter

A Train in the Bottom - 2/1/2009 I am angry, and fed up with Trains. I am a commuter from Braintree to London. On paper, my service (according to National Express) should take an hour. A long time you may think, but this must be one of the miracle trains that appear once in a blue moon.

I have managed to note down in my head how many times my train has been on time within the last month. 3, that’s the figure out of 40 journeys. We have one train an hour due to the one line from Witham, which is fair enough, but when each and every sodding journey is delayed or cancelled, this can be very tiring after a month, let alone the 3 years I have been in Braintree.

I have recently written to National Express with my concerns, which in fairness has been replied to very quickly, only to be given £140 worth of vouchers for NEXT YEARS SEASON TICKET! How pathetic I thought. If you bought a mobile phone from a shop, and found it didn’t work, would you go back and buy the same phone the next year, just because you got a 5% discount?? NO, most people would go elsewhere for a better service or demand a free phone from the same people for the next year.

I have got so angry now about this, that I am currently moving house to the main line in Chelmsford. Yes it’s not far, but at least they have 8 trains an hour, which if they were late, I could catch one not long after. National Express have also released a press statement recently saying prices are also going up 7%. This is unbelievable, how can a company who can’t even turn up on time at a station raise prices by 7%? Their excuse, well to make the infrastructure better and more reliable. The same excuse given out every single year, infact it’s probably the same piece of paper they sent out 10 years ago.

This is a disgrace and has made me so angry, I am at the point of wanting to start a petition and start protesting outside their offices.

If anyone fancies joining me, please get in touch via the website.". - Lee M- via email

Peeved - 21/2/9 I wrote to you to vent my spleen when our car was stolen. Well, we have at last replaced the car my wife loved, same model but black. Every driver knows the excitement, that lovely sweet pine smell insideand the complete valet cleanliness outside and in.
My wife and I was thrilled, the cost of the car matched the insurance claim. It's an automatc which is great for my wifes back and we have bought new maps, a wheel lock ( just in case ), large shopping bags, swiss army knife and favourite Bruce Sringstein and Rolling Stones cds replaced. Result, evrything back to normal, move on, forget the anger, go back to our uneventful but nice life.
Guess what? We have had the car just over a week.
No, it hasn't been stolen.
No, while the car was parked someone just left a large white deep scratch down the passenger side! Tomorrow, we go and find out how much it is going to cost to repair.
What can I say? These are the benefits of working and living in wonderful London. The shows, the shops, the restaurants, the diversity, the colour, the fibrancy, fashion week, the olympics, etc,etc.
Unfortunately, with this splendour there are a minority of people who seem to believe that their values should be exposed to the majority until they become the norm.
You know the ones, the ones who leave their uneaten tomato ketchuped chips, half finished coke cans and chicken bones on the floor of the bus, the ones who believe their banal conversation should be heard by everyone on the bus in the morning, the ones who have their music base so loud it rattles your windows as they drive past your house, the ones who drive round corners talking on their mobiles, the ones that believe Jeremy Clarkson is a new man, the ones who believe that queues are only for the weak and misguided, the ones who believe it is necessary to show what a great night out they have had, by shouting to each other as they stumble and drag their hands along the floor past your house at midnight, the ones who believe it is okay to let their engines run for a half hour at six in the morning at weekends while they have a coffee and a chat, the ones who save tables in cafes while other people queue up to pay for their food and then carry full trays around the tables until their food is cool enough to eat, the ones who drive into deep puddles in their vans or four wheel drives to give the peasants pedestrians a bit of a very hilarious soaking, the bus drivers who wait for late, unfit passengers to run to the stop and then drive off, the ones who leave their shopping trolleys where cars park because walking more than 10 yards to put it away is for losers, the ones who practice their golf shots in public parks, the ones who have their personal music playing so loud on the tube or bus, you find yourself tapping your feet to the buzzing beat, the ones who throw their variety of disused items into your gardens and especially the ones who park or drive so close, that they leave a large deep white scratch along the passenger side of your new car that you have only had for a week.
Am I angry?
Not me.
What makes you think that?
No, I'm just a little peeved thats all.. - David H - via Email

TWEEF! - 17/2/9 @AngryBritain Kettles : why dont they make them to last anymore ? my nan still uses one from the 1940s and it makes alovely cup of tea larrydavidsbbf - via Twitter

TWEEF! - 16/2/9 BRITISH PRESS.How many will print the last story of Jade before she dies my guess the same 1's who couldn't wait to feed her to the lions. DAZ081068 - via Twitter

Red Tape - 7/2/9 I am a british citizen who is currently waiting for my partner in his home town of odessa in the ukraine. After serving a prison sentence he is now on an immigration hold even though he signed to a government scheme over 4 months ago where he volunteered to return home, in return the home office were supposed to give him time off his sentence and the united nations would provide financial support in helping him resettle in the Ukraine. LIES,LIES,LIES...BECAUSE SOMEONE CANT BE BOTHERED TO BOOK A PLANE TICKET FOR A COUPLE OF HUNDRED QUID HE IS STILL BEING HELD IN PRISON AT THE BRITISH TAXPAYERS EXPENSE! are the british public aware that there are countless numbers of immigrants who want to return home, are BEGGING to return home, that are being held in prisons,and are costing the tax payer thousands of pounds when it would just cost a few hundred to return them home!the government complains that its prisons are over crowded yet there are countless people who dont need to be in there. They even employ so called immigration officials to visit these people and tell them fairytales under the belief that it will reassure them that something is being done. Its b*******! they make something that takes a matter of days to organize take weeks,months,or for some immigrants,YEARS! They got my partner all the way to Heathrow airport,we were booked on the same flight, and at the last moment someone said his paperwork was not in order,THEY HAD WEEKS TO CHECK IT WAS IN ORDER! Thus I found myself in a country all alone not speaking the language and without the love of my life,all because of someone somewhere not doing their job properly! Now I suppose I will have to wait for the f****** snow to clear in England before someone decides its safe enough to transport him to Heathrow, you know, health and safety regulations etc! anyway, I will keep you posted. Joy H - via Twitter

Life Lesson - *Beef of the Week* - 18/1/9 My wife and me are sat here at 7:30pm on a Friday night. You would think that we have worked all week... we get up at 6, i have been a secondary school teacher in inner london for 25 years, I now go to work at 7 as a supply teacher at a special school, get home at 5:30pm. I'm 56, i've been in teaching for 25 years, people have thought that I am very good at what I do, but I had a problem with the management structures in schools, (i was the 6th male teacher over 50 the school i worked at, got rid of in a year) epecially the heads and deputy heads who hadn't a clue but were more interested in promoting their friends and ticking boxes, irrespective of how the staff and pupils are treated.
i work hard, i treat pupils the way i would want my boy to be treated. my dad bless him was a coalman and my mum was a dinner lady and cleaner. they were evacuated in the war from london up to yorkshire where they stayed . my dad died of a heart attack and my mum died 2 years later in her favourite chair. if she had been a member of the royal family she would have lived longer. but she was 80, no money, what was the point of keeping her alive?
margaret my wife ( she works as special needs monitoring officer in inner london, she goes to work at 8:00am and gets back at 6...( her dad had a stroke last year at 76, he is paralysed down one side. this man was as fit as a butchers dod until his brother died and he took it very badly. guess what he goes to his doctorfor a bad knee, presribed a dose of steroids, next thing we kow he has a sroke and gets type 1 diabetes. his given dose we found out was too high, still he is old, who cares. he has woked as a metal worker all his life, lived in a council house, who cares?) the national health and its representatives told us tha there was nothing they could do for him, sent him home, he now sleeps and lives in the conservatory with his wife who is 72 sleps on a sofa downstairs in case he needs anything. we pay £45 a week for physiotherapy, it is making his quality of life better, even though the wonderful national health representatives told us that there was nothing they could do to help. they still live in this house, have the right amount of pointsto be moved to a more purpose built bungalow..... he had his stroke in september 2007..... they are patient... they trust the social services and believe that if they work in a suit and have a fancy title they must have their interests at heart.... of course they do!
is sat opposite me trying to watch the tele she but has little interest.
we had our car stolen today. we bought it in 2005, a PT Ccruiser, we would have finished paying £360 a month in july. not bad u might say.
we live in a nice house, we have a lovely boy of 17 we earn our money, we spend it wisely and try to live a life which does not impose on any one else
we had a car stolen today.. my wifes cd's, our sticker from our holiday, our little knife, the cd that our boy bought my wife for xmas, the lovely umbrella, the pillow our boy used when he was a baby
we don't matter, we are the people the pc brigade think are smug, the politicians tax and tax and tax, we are the mr and mrs average who has to take the fall, the ones that are to be burgled, we are not iconic we are just the ones who never break the law, pay our council tax. never default on our mortgage, pay our utilities bills, have credit cards but pay up regularly every month, our cars our insured and taxed, we go to parents evenings and care for children, we recycle, buy an oyster card, have pets which we look after, like the 3 traitions of the UK, but can find room to consider the idea of a republic, cook vegetables, have meals at home, have a take away once a week, have a glass of whiskey or sherry when p****** (Rule 3 - AM) off, don't throw litter, don't need to use the ER on a saturday night, decorate our house when it is looking a bit shabby, have a garden where we feed as many animals as possible, recycle for manure, sponsor action aid, salvation army, RSPCA, watch I'm a celebrity get me out of here, have a milkman called steve, shop at tescos, take our litter home, don't do graffiti, don't wear bling, we wear a watch, do not have anything that represents the iconic features of today.....
we had our car stolen today..... am i protected? what is the chance our local constabulary will have the time to find our car or god forbid apprehend the criminals.... no we had our car stolen today.... who cares.....only us! David H - via Email

 

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